There are LADYLIKE manners of snorting?

That peanut was asking for it!

It's good to have hobbies.

Masturbating, romping in fetish gear… that kind of thing.

I saw it as a teenager, but only the edited-for-TV version.

reeks of baby powder and sweat

All I've ever done…

I'm still waiting for "Blue Harvest". Did that ever even get a theatrical release?

Stephen Colbert is a fine interviewer, skilled in over six million forms of communication.

(Milhouse voice) Three movies?!? Wow!

We call that "marriage"! Amirite, fellas?

Pete Campbell: "Aw, no one EVER shouts my name in celebration…"

Me rattling off the cast of "Star Wars" was a source of great entertainment for my elders when I was 7.

Looking that old "Life" over, I was imagining every ad being conceived by Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.

They charge extra to have your food touched by "those".

Tell me more about your human custom of "dating"?

Look everyone - it's a note from the Riddler!!!!

OH MY CHRIST YES.

But enough about my sex life!

Not anymore. *sniff*