I would come over, Robot King, but I seem to live a zillion miles from everyone else on the AVC.

What the hell kind of show were you filming where you were surrounded by middle-aged drinkers?

… THE A.V. CLUB

… and sometimes for years afterwards.

You win.

You saw my act!

Ah, YOU read my memoir too…

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I think Hinwood was the only one who wanted to distance himself from it.

To this day a Pink Ladies costume gets me hot.

Ah - you read my memoir.

"(SHOVE A) hot dog (UP YOUR) but you'd better not try to (SQUIRT) her (WITH YOUR) Frank Further!"

Well, we saw Pratt boob in "GotG". It's only fair.

… or they lack arms.

Is she in this movie? 'Cause that would awesomify it at least 50%.

Here's hoping the new movie shows us a creepy animatronic Hammond-host.

You should lay off the running for a while if your ankylosaur.

In that case, what were the 90s?

There was actually nothing in his mouth on set. THAT'S HOW GOOD HE IS.

We still buy "Doctor Who" DVDs, partly because the streaming options for the classic series are EXTREMELY limited.