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The Anachronist
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Regardless, Benjamin Franklin would be ashamed of what's become of the company he started.

Don't tell them what fucking social phenomenon to research.

Shit - I've gotta pick that show back up.

Sandworms - ya hate 'em, right?

Not so much, but the live-action Lydia was the start of my long-term interest in Goth chicks.

Oh no… noooooooo…

Burns: "What's this?!? ATOMS!"

Sorry - "Aqua Teen Hunger Force".

I gotcha. :)

I'm not sure if you're joking.

"Makes sense, 2002 was a weird year…"

THE AV CLUB

I don't know why or how, but putting that in italics made it at least 100 times funnier.

Haha, what's story! But anyway, I am Anarchist!

"Haha! What a story, Johnathan Henning! Anyway, how's your blood?" (Bites.)

I wish that happened in real life, every day.

I can't tell you how happy that knowledge makes me.

See, you SAY that…

A drunk, possibly schizophrenic hobo.

I am the proud owner of a copy, thanks to not returning the DVD. I have never been happier to be a slacker.