"THE ROOM" HAS ALWAYS BEEN FILMED.

Oh but it is so much more.

Hey, I love cream pie! Do they provide a recipe?

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong…

You lost your virginity?!?

I imagine it was either the "Dark Crystal" soundtrack or Weird Al Yankovic "In 3D".

Church/synagogue/mosque/temple?

I've never actually seen "Friends". Now I truly can… as never before!

It sure is!

I'm pretty sure that's Jaden and Willow Smith in the pic.

For some REAL Alaskan bush, you should see the women in the wintertime! HEY-O!

I just mistook food and alcohol for love.

I imagine him wandering back into the AV Club office, in a daze, plopping into the nearest chair, and staring, twitching, into space.

… and where can we see these movies?

(Dog eats bill.)

All things are possible with Wiseau.

The working hypothesis is Poland by way of Dimension 49.

Right now we're not sure he HAS a native language.

"She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such."

Damn pregnants are stealing our country! GO BACK TO GRAVIDIA. Knockedupistan… wherever.