"Ooh… steamy threesome action heating up in here… OH CRIPES I'M LATE FOR WORK."

Nope - "Star Wars" people enjoy spice too:

Lando: "Now, citizens, I assure you - the Zeltron ambassador and I were only having a cordial chat about trade tarriffs on Tibanna gas…"

Lando: "Now, citizens, I assure you - the Zeltron ambassador and I were only having a cordial chat about trade tarriffs on Tibanna gas…"

SPICE MOUNTAIN

"Bleep blorp… it's a living!"

I think I still have the baculum of an armadillo in my bone collection somewhere…

Hey now - I can provide MUCH better places for that to happen…

Is she the fist-er, or the fist-ee?

Oh, Cookie… intellectually I know that, of course. But I appreciate the input and reassurance! Have a snickerdoodle.

Funny you should ask! We have a big, black Feeldoe, but haven't really used it yet. Usually when it's Business Time we just go to town on each other until the natural conclusion. She says she doesn't have any interest in toys for herself - she bought the plug-in strictly to fulfill my fantasies. I did suggest last…

Hey Dik!

(Sings) "I'm just a SWEET TRANSFINITE…"

Perhaps the song was intended to refer to ACTUAL buns? Get Wonder Bread on the line - we need a six-foot hot dog bun, stat!

(Looks at Schmoker's boner.)

Bonado is good fish, grilled with a little lemon juice.

"Live where it matters: NYC, you LA homos!"

Are there hideous puppet reindeer in this movie?

He still DOES do those things, but you know…

I can't sleep due to work-related anxiety, but what's your excuse for being here at this hour? Shouldn't you be deep inside a twink now?