Zeltrons, hoojibs, and Jaxxon are required.

Is there any resource to find out how straight people have sex? I'm… asking for a friend.

Watched the movie "Simply Irresistible", the latest installment in our monhly sereis of movies with bizarre content and/or questionable quality. This one was my girlfriend's suggestion for a "Summer Lovin' theme, and the presence of a matchmaking magic crab bringing Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Indiana Jones together…

Point of order:

EXCELLENT.

"The Diary of Anne Frank", perhaps?

That made my night.

I SO wish Janice Poon would do a cookbook…

Cartman: "Do you like your chili, Scott? Do you like it?"

(Danish accent) "Why do you deny the nature of the Spambot… or, indeed, of yourself? In the end, our natures are… all that we are.

"… a behind-the-scenes book about the art of Hannibal, which will be a nice thing to leave on your coffee table if you ever have guests who love looking at grisly murders. "

Jesus. That's the kind artwork that simultaneously makes me despair that I could never do something that amazing and compels me to get off my ass and draw something.

Peters' Vader may be even MORE evil than the movie one. (Doesn't he even laugh sadistically at one point?)

Oh hell yes. They're awesome.

I have widescreen VHS's of the original trilogy. Bought 'em in '96 or so.

No reference to the Marvel comics?!?

"Dead Ringer" is also a terrific album.

Classic Loaf!

He may have at one point, but also referred to them as a dream to work with.

All the ballads on that album are fantastic.