I have seen Meat Loaf in concert three times. AND CONCEIVABLY WOULD AGAIN.

The original version was reportedly like 28 minutes long.

… and then she grew angel wings and flew into Heaven.

He himself lost a LOT of weight in the 80s.

Both have plenty of good songs without the other, but together they do create an alchemy that is both infernal and divine.

Still in my top 5 favorite albums ever, for all the reasons (pro and con) y'all have discussed.

Buck Angel?

Weird Al is eternal and infinite. His week is NEVER over.

I am now the ANALchronist.

Actually, the only airline meal I've had WAS lasagna.

I only had airline food once. It was pretty good, actually.

Oh no… no…

I read it the same way as @Billy Madison.

Scooter seems like the GGG type.

When I was 21
I was a very good queer
Hanging around leather bars
Giving blowjobs in cars
Having threesomes with bears
Without any cares
I had fun
When I was 21

(Exasperated outburst) Aaouuuggggghhh! Such an ordeal!

"I'm seein' double… Etc."

Dang, you had to edit it, didn't you?

O- right here. Liquid gold runs through my veins.

Enough, apparently.