This whole shtick is gold.

No stallion for time here.

It helps that his stories are typically immensely entertaining.

So were Shakespeare's audiences. The grand tradition continues!

(Reads cast list.)

Carrion flower?

I didn't know it had started! Ay yi yi! (Rushes to see if Univision shows are available on demand…)

"Clever girl…"

I wondered what those stains were.

I'M not.

Dikachu died on the way back to his home planet.

There's still a Yahoo? And they do stuff? Like TV shows?

I do remember that feeling. And it was: "Really? Ugh. Enh."

What did you think were his best points? Please elucidate, with references to the text and other works on the subject.

No… you didn't at all. That's part of his point.

Well, it goes both ways, of course. Malicious spoiling is pointless joy-stealing, but at the same time knee-jerk spoiler avoidance can completely shut down discussion.

"The tulips… they're ruined!"

I watched "The Crow", a movie I haven't watched in almost 20 years, and was pleased to see I still really enjoyed it.

Your spam would be marginally more effective if you hired a proofreader. I'm sure someone out there would be willing to do it for not much money.

… and these games would be… ?