For my money, "Silence…" remains one of the most impeccably crafted US films ever.

What's wrong with girls being named Madison?

On Saturday I helped a middle-aged nerd move. More "Star Trek" toys than a Kay-Bee in the early 90s.

I HAVE had more than one girlfriend. But currently only the one. (At least until Kristin Chenoweth lifts that restraining order.)

Knowing the flyer says that makes me feel a little better about life in this world.

Last night I had to break down "Li-i-i-i-isa! How could you eat me-e-e-e-e?!?" for her.

The current one? About 3 1/2 years ago.

Have you CHECKED?

Every time we drive north, as we pass the signs, I must yell, "Knoxville! Knoxville!", annoying and confusing my girlfriend.

I got a "Community" notification for this?

On "Professor Blastoff", Kyle Dunnigan occasionally refers to his mother ("Mother!"), adopting the persona of a privileged, haughty, yet obviously henpecked and lonely boy, probably from a much earlier decade. "Mother and I are having a wonderful time playing bridge!"

CakeBoss!

Open your mouth and show me your brain.

I'm glad you're content. :)

STOP PUSHING YOUR GAY PANTS AGENDA ON THE REST OF US.

See, I often feel because I didn't put in the work when I was younger and had less financial and other commitments, it may be too late for me now.

TREVOR MARTIN! DAVID WARNER!!! DAVID BANKS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A level-headed friend and I agree: I'll take it IF they offer me more money OR if they would fire me if I said no. So yeah, I will do it, but I definitely don't want to stay where I am or doing what I'm doing.

That's good to know.

Yes - I'm going to look into volunteering for the Chattahoochee Riverkeeper office - besides being good work, that could give me an "in" to a good full-time conservation position.