JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"We predicted today would be partly cloudy, but as it turns out it will be partly sunny. Heh… hoo boy, we sure screwed that one up."

Oh no - just like kindergarten! (Quakes with atavistic fear.)

HOT AND NUDE.

"I would set it up like The Day After Tomorrow. We discover one of those Earth-like planets… So maybe like… we get the DNA code from that planet and then grow him in a petri dish here… He’s like in Area 51 or something and we’re just basically… doing biopsies on him."

(Investigates)

It is great. Thanks for all the insight and laughs, gang.

I wish I had your super powers. Drinking or no, if I don't get a solid 7 hours, I'm a wreck at work the next day. I try to get afternoon naps, too. DRAPER STYLE.

… and how do you all stay up until 2 AM to read and comment on here?!?

(Knock knock)

Jesus, the things some of you pick up on. Godammit.

Some things are inherently attractive.

"Nobody's THAT gay!"

Oh, my Christ…

I'd like to meet this "Megan" of whom you speak…

I don't think that's a tongue…

I adored the book while totally understanding why others might hate it.

"Rowrowr rowr design."

(Tears up manuscript, weeps.)

Ba-dum tish!