These puns are way too on-the-nose.

Your puns are awful, ya mug.

"DOCTOR Lecter, actually."

That was amazing.

I'm worried that Will will kill them now that they've acquired a taste for human.

The Anachronist's Girlfriend made some ground turkey sauteed with vegetables. I gave it a little lift with some grated Parmesan and had that with a Cabernet, and a coconut milk ice cream bar for dessert.

I was paralyzed with delight at her reveal.

Hey… did you get a load of the NERD?

That sand coulda come from anywhere.

Let's not driftwood off topic now.

(Creepy Gene Wilder face) You must be new here.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Darth Maulzzarella.

Sentient cockroach docent of far-future museum: "The greatest cultural achievement of these extinct mammal-beings would be lost to us now… if not for the concentrated efforts of one brave and committed group of scholars…"

Pun threads… aren't we dune with them yet?

Carry on, then. (Stern nod.)

We need to syzygize and renooberate the dominant parallelogram.

"Sorry."

Hey - HEY. I will not hear ONE WORD said against the "Josie and the Pussycats" movie!

I do!