(Warm handshake.)

Overall, it's "Doctor Who".

I seem to recall a similar scene in Godard's "A Married Woman"…

I know the feeling.

If Godzilla movies had (human) female nudity, I'd probably never watch anything else.

"… David Bowie acting like a crazy person."

Well, Nat Sherman's MCDs were my smoke of choice. Having expensive tobacco tastes is a good way to limit your consumption.:)

Yeah - I was only an occasional light smoker, never until my mid-30s, mostly while I was living in Savannah, and mostly while drinking.

Space is big… really big…

"Oh, uh… Dale! Nancy's headaches are very severe today…"

So, Chartered Accountancy, then?

No, no… let's see just how far your prick will stretch… (eyes widen)

Washing machine: "I don't think you realize how much that hurts. I'd be happy to listen sympathetically if you'd only give me a chance." (Breaks down weeping.)

"Guess I really lucked out! Thanks, ExLax!"

Honestly? I've been there.

… for their erect penises?

Surprisingly highly.

I've had whole relationships that consisted mainly of making sexy, broken-inside sad faces at each other, with some TV.

GACK. Five smokes in a whole day was too much for me!

Wait, what? $730541?!? How can I get in on this action?