"Unemployment is a serious source of stress and can result in low self-esteem, which negatively affects the libido. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have all these twink videos to watch…"

If The Anachronist's Girlfriend and I didn't have sex in ten DAYS it would be a topic of serious discussion.

I did it 22 years ago and well out of middle school!

I am a real fan. He will be missed.

THE A.V. CLUB

… and boners! Don't forget his infamous boners!

I wish I had half the time and energy of whoever wrote that.

I saw yours first and I appreciate it.

Lawson was probably just angling for better…

Dildo?

… as did "Three's Company".

Christ, I would love more "Booth at the End".

She's probably too old, but Jasika Nicole came to mind for me.

DON DRAPER IS THE STAR CHILD.

I would have thought that taking over a meeting you're not even invited to would essentially be taking the script and throwing it out the window, yeah.

Seriously, though… can someone explain the ending to me?

Worried… or HOPING?

"But presumably if everyone 40 years from now starts cutting off their nipples…"

"I had this sense she was going to start making out with Stephanie…"

Well, yeah. But that interpretation hadn't even occurred to me before.