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Wow that reads creepy.

… and I really only know him from "Hedwig…" He was practically a kid in that!

… as great as those are.

"Sh… shrimp fork here… salad fork here… OH CHRIST I HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT."

Lecter (as evenly as possible): "Wubba-lubba dub-dub."

SHIT. For 23 years I thought Lecter WAS telling Senator Martin he loved her suit.

Feeding that carrot to that horse? SYMBOLISM.

This is one Chang I can't accept.

I… I got a "Community" notification for THIS?!?

My girlfriend loves Celine Dion AND "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills".

… and zoos.

"Ours are much less interesting than other primate penises…"

… and I just gave it another Upvote. Hadn't read it before, but it was brilliant.

Check out 4chan and you will see large amounts of greentext, and learn the context.

idiot king, you're ALWAYS masturbating!

I'll neigh, whinny, champ… whatever gets you hot!

The "@…" thing doesn't seem to work on my Droid, and there's no way I'm typing out "ChancellorPuddinghead".

*sploosh*

Did you mean "shit" as in "stuff", or literal feces? It's very important to be precise in this context.

Depends on how you light the jizz splatter.