… are you from the future? From a more gentle and enlightened time?

*whack!*

He… he hasn't aged well, has he?

If I ever run into Kristin Chenoweth I'm going to scoop her up, put her in my messenger bag, and take her home with me.

(Displays robe made of pineapple rings, cloves, and maraschino cherries.) "I always dress… for the occasion."

(Mockingly) Ooooooooohhhhh - Dr. Braniac went to a college that WASN'T in a rented hotel suite.

I think @incurable_ennui:disqus is being hopeful…

No Vermithrax Pejorative?!?

Have you listened to her podcast at all?

I admit I have creepily been following her career.

AISHA TYLER, "MST3K". DAMN YES.

Well, for some of us the fact that the movie industry has gotten SO geared in the direction of selling ancillary crap is part of the problem (even speaking as something of a man-child myself.)

… or the fact that women have less access to mainstream production, distribution, and advertising sources?

Interesting - thanks for sharing, Quirk.

So it sounds like you have interest in a pretty specific type of man. Is your interest in women more general… but not strong enough to extend to fucking them?

Can you articulate why that is? I'm genuinely curious.

Also, obligatory:

To be fair, he did say "just about… at all". Maybe what he recounted was, like, 1/20 of his usual quota.

Definitely the former, but me, "juicy"? Eeeeennnnnnhhhhhh…

Would you settle for DragonCon?