That was mean of me. I actually thought it was kinda cute. :)

"I'm seein' eighths! ONE Maslany?!?"

I think I was trying to indicate that a true nerd would go for the microscope, 'cause the other stuff is more easily bought.

Sometimes I wish I still had those magazines… for the articles. Seriously, "Playboy" DID have some great articles, that my stupid teen mind, clouded by lust and sci-if/fantasy TV, just wasn't interested in.

"Mandy" is great. You need feel no shame.

Hey - real microscopes cost a bundle. There's a reason science teachers keep 'em locked up.

Young perverts today have no idea how lucky they are to have the variety of smut available today, and the ease of obtaining it. It's an embarrassment of riches, really.

ARE YOU IMPUGNING THE REGULARITY OF GERMAN TRAINS?

I thought it was essentially genuine too, though it dripped with the condescension of a young person who's into something the Olds will never get.

… but I hate cole slaw!

Isn't that kind of like the US version of "At least Hitler made the trains run on time"?

It smells like it.

Holy crap - I would watch the hell out of a show about Jesus solving mysteries.

"I felt bad for one of the other girls in my group, because that was the first time she had ever seen a penis."

(Fist bumps)

Hey, buddy - did you get a load of the NERD?!?

That lady has taste. I#m hanging with her.

Only porn. Porn counts, right?

I just got to watch this now, because of regular life and fucking Comcast not putting it On Demand until last night.

Yep, that was the one! Way cool.