I figured Godzilla's claw was some sort of cyborg implant installed as part of his induction into the Shogun Warriors program.

"Ya-ya-I'm watching, jester."

Just thinking of the line "Why Marc Antony, you greedy thing!" makes me smile like a goon.

I had the Godzilla Shogun Warrior, as well as Raiden (sp?)

THE A.V. CLUB

"Hello. I'm Randall Newitz, President of Lubex. At our company, we respect that our customers have different needs and desires. We feel there is plenty of room for diversity in the lubricant and general intercourse-accessory industry. This naturally includes small and local producers - your classic 'Mom and Pop' lube…

Does the "top" concept only apply to anal sex (as in the top being the penetrator), or is it a general dominance in sexual congress?

Well, down the lower front of me, anyway.

I read that last part in a Pam Poovey voice. I thought you should know that.

You will make an excellent worker on an offshore lube well.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?…

This article only makes me want to eat.

LADIES BE QUESTIONIN'.

"He’s academically smart, pretty easy on the eyes, and has an absolutely filthy mind. However, we’re both tops. So nothing sexual was really ever on the menu."

Congratulations!

THE A.V. CLUB

THAT'S how you get big tips.

Enh… after watching it again, everyone seems so into it that I'm gonna choose to believe that when told the idea they all went "Yeah… YEAH!"

I try never to do anything halfway!

Speaking as a member of that community, I personally prefer "honkies".