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I've BEEN with human women*… there's gotta be some hottie there who's made out of nougat or something…

I choose THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

How did that even become a stereotype? Doesn't everyone love fried chicken? And watermelon? Who doesn't like watermelon?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SON OF A…

Kristin Chenoweth makes everything better.

See also: Christina Ricci.

THANKS, OBAMA.

You know, I should be disgusted by this, but I was really buying into the charisma of the leads. There will probably be much much worse things in the cinema this year.

See: "Doctor Who: The Talons of Weng-Chiang".

(Later) Did another search. Although she's credited in "Teenagers" as Dawn Anderson, she was better known as Dawn Bender ("Whooo! Bender!") and had a few credits before becoming a schoolteacher, which she did for something like 40 years!

Well, who couldn't dance with you?!?

"300 3: History Smackdown"

" …blood—thick, strawberry-jam-like, resembling the gore in a Build engine game…"

Sweet Winona!

"Shut up, Mom!"

Jizzity jizzity! Spoochy's in the house!

That works too - long as you're not trying to socialize with me.

Eeeeuuuuggghhh.

BRING A GODDAM BOOK IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO OCCUPY YOU IN THE RESTROOM.