Oh yeah - I ate like a slob when I was a fat kid. I'm talking huge bowls of cereal, Kool-Aid mix right out of the can… no joke.

PJ, Mo, and Charlie.

If I won I would have to decline the prize 'cause I don't even know how I would get his voice on my outgoing voicemail message.

Holy crap… I didn't even notice that parallel!

Your dad and his new wife sound a lot cooler than your mom.

She was a big girl, yessir.

Catherine Wheel.

Probably. The Internet!

Jiggling is not flexing, DC.

It's "warsh". WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.

"My MOM says I have 20 Charisma!"

"… appears to have whittled life down to her two passions: eating and watching television."

Yyyyyyyyup.

"… classic Doctor Who, which tended to deal with companions’ departures with what could most charitably be called maximum efficiency."

It'll be great to see her track down Muffalo Mill.

(Mikkelsen voice) "Hello Jared. I'm pleased to see you appreciate fine food. I wonder if you're receptive to trying something new?"

Liked for "Liked for 'full Richard Simmons attire'."

Yes please! She's one of the unseen stars of the show.

I feel like I just want someone to put me in hypersleep after every episode until the next one.

I smell a promotional opportunity!