"We?" Lobster?
You got a mouse in your pocket, cunt?

Idiot
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Bacon!

Wasn't DL the one that starts out with Natalie Portman sluttin' it up?

song titles and band names
When did they become all parenthetical and informative (in the case of collaborators)?

I know, I brought it "weak".
Probably a Pavlovian thing - my parent's were both ass kickers(it was the 70's), so I still flinched, even in my failure.

It was chuckle-worthy at best (saw it late one night on Netflix). The highlight was Dr. Spaceman as a wannabe Mentat.

@ Breakfast Balls

An MTV and Disney team up?
The "entertainment" version of shitting blood.

Or limbs that disappear when they might be too hard to draw or conceal behind a muzzle flash.

@ MisterFalcon

My parents…
Got real tired of finding themselves in situations where a Jaffe-penned 'Snappy Answer' came outta my mouth.

There's a NEW Mexico?

Nice to see some baseball love.
Thanks Nate for opening with some praise for what was once the National Pastime…before reality TV viewing and internet masturbation took the crown.
Every year from mid March to early June, my daughter and I make weekly trips to our local minor league park. It's the only activity we can…

"Emulsified" is one of those songs you see in a Hanna Barbera cartoon…or a Tarantino movie.

Wouldn't this be a great "Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?
Dee, Dennis, and Mac as the centipede or duodecapede(?) - while Charlie screams at them and DeVito tries to profit from it. Hilarity ensues.

whores!

@Hot Carl

Just met a lady…
named Dinah-Moe-Hum…

She's self described as "twenty-six,attractive,successful,single, and living in New York" - none of those things will provide an orgasm.
Might wanna try fucking, instead of spending so much time writing books about yourself, eh?

There's evidently a lot more frat boys looking to commemorate "pledge week" than we thought.