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avclub-d4f0ea82dab2b86570f1e5df011836d8--disqus

I'm grateful that the whole finale wasn't one long montage. I was half-expecting that.

So much of this last season has been the pulp biker equivalent of The Phantom Menace. I think that I'm going to eat a bullet if I have to suffer through another scene revolving around guns and drug distribution logistics.

Good God, this show needs to end.  I made it about a half hour in last night before I decided that my time was better spent doing anything else.  First, the show has become stale, repetitive, and thus, boring.  i.e. It's yet another season about a set of static characters dealing with the shit hitting the fan again

That was the Skyler White Redemption Hour.  First, we see her in times past not as a foil, but as a loving, good-natured wife and mother.  Next, she demonstrates humility to her sister; someone whom she's previously condescended a number of times.  Lastly, she goes all mama bear on Walt.

Forgive the possibly naive question: What the eff are the aliens doing on the planet?  Three seasons into this mess and I can't seem to recall a single line of dialogue to that effect.

It may be the scotch talking, but I like to think of Chris Hardwick as my own, little Gene Parmesan on Sunday nights.

It may be the scotch talking, but I like to think of Chris Hardwick as my own, little Gene Parmesan on Sunday nights.

I loathe these 90 minute episodes.  It seems like its 7 minutes of show followed by 5 minutes of commercials. On another note, that's a lot of balls up in the air now.

I loathe these 90 minute episodes.  It seems like its 7 minutes of show followed by 5 minutes of commercials. On another note, that's a lot of balls up in the air now.

Glad to see them work the phone into the story; IMO, in a better way than in the comics.

Glad to see them work the phone into the story; IMO, in a better way than in the comics.

It's pretty damn obvious that Jax can't or won't kill Juice since he's the only viable evidence that Jax has of Clay's machinations.

It's pretty damn obvious that Jax can't or won't kill Juice since he's the only viable evidence that Jax has of Clay's machinations.

Baby = zombie dinner bell.

Baby = zombie dinner bell.

Zombie babies are uber cute…until they reach the teething stage.

Zombie babies are uber cute…until they reach the teething stage.

Exactly.  What a crap review; I couldn't even bring myself to suffer beyond the second paragraph, which was baffling in its flippant and dismissive tone.

Exactly.  What a crap review; I couldn't even bring myself to suffer beyond the second paragraph, which was baffling in its flippant and dismissive tone.

Chekov's Inter-univeral Portal.  It will become Peter's Mirror of Erised, through which he'll spot the Etta doppleganger.