And here I always thought it'd be the down's syndrome-having lead singer would be the one starting some trouble.

Who's playing Charles Manson?

To be released online?  I didn't read the rest of the article but I'm assuming via torrents, right? Cuz.. yeah.

On the bright side, when she realizes Radiohead blow, she can pretend it actually was supposed to be a Jesse Pinkman tattoo but the tattoo artist was just drawing from memory.

And yet he totally can spell all those somewhat obscure foreign-titled films he rips off for his stuff, like the Hong Kong title for City on Fire which the last 30 minutes proves he remade it shot for shot/line for line for Reservoir Dogs.

Cuz TNT is an explosive's name?  No?  See what you did there no too soon no ACTUAL NETWORK TITLE?

Good, maybe they'll pull Dexter cuz people die on it. Maybe they'll pull Walking Dead because it has dead people on it. Maybe next [insert awful show you hate that involves death or dying — nearly every show ever].

Masterpiece film and yet another great film you can get at Big Lots for cheeeeeeap (I got this, Julien Donkey Boy, Argento's Opera, a 4-movie Godard box set, and the Twin Peaks Gold Box Set there in recent years for $3, $3, $3, $5, and $8 respectively! YES, $8 FOR THE GOLD SET AND $5 FOR 4 GODARD MOVIES). This…

I think I get this show now. You know the Sopranos right?  Well, you know how some INSANE people said the last episode's fade to black was Tony Soprano putting a hit out on US right?  Instead of the popular 'Tony is dead' thing, he ACTUALLY is having us killed?  Well, it's the same concept here, except every single…

Did anyone see that one embarassingly written poorly acted season with not a single likeable or believable character ever uttering a believable line that would ever be spoken in real life and the least-dramatic 'drama' ever in a 'Drama' series?  PH AND #DARK PASENGER LAWL

Murder with what? His vagina? His clit juice? His strap on?

So, the score tells me tht the show is still above average with this episode, they just are no longer turning in their extra credit assignments.

They're just boring dumb people who found out if you play one note over and over — but it's a note that enough people 'get' and certialnly a lot of people do get one note because it's simple and easy to process — you'll eventually get people who are stoned enough to think that one note has layers of complexity, like…

HAMBURGER Turkington is the funniest dude to have walked the earth since Tom Green got cancer and Bill Hicks died.. of cancer. Hmph.

The two most boring people to have ever existed.  Ever watch any 'actual ' interview with them?  They don't say much, certainly nothing of any intelligence or interest.  Them being unfunny dumbass losers isn't just a gimmick, turns out that's how they truly are.  It's no big deal and makes no difference as to whether…

My mom had a cool boyfriend who played Metallica constantly, including the rarer/more expensive/less known stuff like various singles, LIVE SHIT BINGE AND PURGUE box set, and $5.98 Garage Days Revisited EP. Welp, I liked LAST CARESS, so mom's boyfriend bought me my first tape at the age of 7 (my first CD that next…

The Chinese title translates to "Chungking Jungle", referring to the metaphoric concrete jungle of the city, as well as to Chungking Mansions in Tsim Sha Tsui, where much of the first part of the movie is set. The English title refers to Chungking Mansions and the Midnight Express food stall where Faye works.  
It's a…

where's "Simpsons quotes"?

Ohhh and I compiled this list specifically for a friend (I do ridiculous, time-consuming, brain-melting things for my friends all the time, all in the name of film) and I figured someone would get some use out of it on here.  ALSO, if anyone else has … TOP 50 FILMS OF 2000 TO 2009 … list, I can literally not think of…

Sup Dowd, I gotta say Chungking Express is a great film but the constant over-/re-use of a certain song (you know the one) derails the movie and ruins the song. I prefer Fallen Angels.  Sill, while it's not an obscure movie by any means, it does hint that you might, in fact, appreciate more obscure/foreign films.  I…