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Funny.  I was 12 years old.  I had my mom buy me Altered States from Wal-Mart for $5.  My mind was fucked for life.  That's still a defining moment to me.  Yep.  Seeing Drew Barrymore. Man.

Funny.  I was 12 years old.  I had my mom buy me Altered States from Wal-Mart for $5.  My mind was fucked for life.  That's still a defining moment to me.  Yep.  Seeing Drew Barrymore. Man.

[new one]
"What fucking language are you speaking?" followed by "Ah, and where are you sleeping, mate,  cuz that sleeping bag hasn't moved an inch in days!"/"Oh, you just shut the fuck up, cowboy" and "…………………………………………….NO!"/"Have fun with your Aussie fuck, mindfucker!"

[new one]
"What fucking language are you speaking?" followed by "Ah, and where are you sleeping, mate,  cuz that sleeping bag hasn't moved an inch in days!"/"Oh, you just shut the fuck up, cowboy" and "…………………………………………….NO!"/"Have fun with your Aussie fuck, mindfucker!"

Se7en: 3[x3=9ine: A New Beginning]

Se7en: 3[x3=9ine: A New Beginning]

Stromboli.

Stromboli.

Even worse than his wheezing was his slobbery tonguing all over ever girl in the show. He doesn't know how to kiss, just lick people.

Even worse than his wheezing was his slobbery tonguing all over ever girl in the show. He doesn't know how to kiss, just lick people.

D'oh.  Beat to the punch.  Mine was going to be "Be right back, I need to put on my Member's Only jacket."

D'oh.  Beat to the punch.  Mine was going to be "Be right back, I need to put on my Member's Only jacket."

Nice avatar.  I worship Dr. Katz even more than the Simpsons (!).

Nice avatar.  I worship Dr. Katz even more than the Simpsons (!).

Dr. Katz is the best show ever made. Period.

Dr. Katz is the best show ever made. Period.

GUARD YOUR EARS!

GUARD YOUR EARS!

Just buy the first 8 seasons. Watch endlessly. Best life ever.

Just buy the first 8 seasons. Watch endlessly. Best life ever.