Dude, Chain Wassonassong is a total douche.

I'm still waiting…
…for the Terence Trent D'Arby Rock Band. He's bigger than the Beatles, you know.

@Anywhere I lay my head : well, after that summer where the baby spides came out and ate the momma, I could see how you would be.

no 'the past is a grotesque animal'?

What
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Interesting, but…
they should totally do a remake but give it a total twist, like instead of having it in space, have it be in the wild west!

The realtor to Michael's mom was played by a 6 foot tall cutout of an MGD64 bottle.

No, my son is also named Bort.

You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right: I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold, hard cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I…I like me. My wife likes me. My…

Listen kids, entre-nous! Run along or I will be foreced to get snooty.

you lick your palms. It's childish and immature, but then, so's High School.

Oh Ed, with your bad back you shouldn't be throwing anybody.

go on! Get your hussies home! Their parens are probably worried sick about 'em!

Whatever it is, i LIKE it.

You can't leave Chet like that, Lisa. It'll ruin Christmas.
Oh Chet, why are you such a wanker? 'Cause I get off on it!

"So that's how it is in their family."

Dong, where is my OTTOMOBILE?

In the family jewels?

Awww, so sad
We forgot the doll!

dude, Natalie Zea's tits.