Once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

So what does that make Shatner? The messiah?

Well, if it's not in Miami.

United Fruitcake Outlet?

Seriously
this movie looks like the visual embodiment of WHEN YOU SOMEONE EAT IT.

It's 'Blur'?
I was saying 'Bloo-urns'.

Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.

Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays of for the hungry investor!" *slurp* "Oh.. I'm ruined! Wuahahahaaha why … why…."

No fair, AVClub!!!
You canged the outcome by observing it!

they really take the piss out of 'This American Life'.

If you happen to see Josey Wales, tell him the war's over.

".. modell, Rabin, Phipps and Koski…
all those jammy stretsford poets,
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists,
loafing oafs in all-night chemists…"

Wait, there's a page 3?

help me out here
I used to watch this kids show back in the early 80's on PBS. I think it was originally broadcast by CBC. Anyway, there were these kids, all in their early teens who ran an underground newspaper and had a giant talking printer with googly eyes. They had an enemy in an alternate universe who did battle…

no love for eastern bloc robot cowboy?

Nixon's not coming back with the smokes!

Cheesers came back.

I love that robot 1-x!

Flouridation, Mandrake!

Say what you will
but the last word would've been a cult fucking favorite for years to come if it had the same plot, but was written and directed by Wim Wenders.