agreed. I mean what's the deal with the humor on that show? j/k

I will fuck her, thank you very much, assuming she'd let me.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that when you someone eat it with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap when you someone eat it
With…

DON'T GO FAR OFF, NOT EVEN FOR A DAY
Don't go far off, not even for a day, because —
because — I don't know how to say it: a day is long
and I will be waiting for you, as in an empty station
when you someone eat it, asleep.

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Wh…

Cybersybil -

Santos, your Haiku is excellent!

When you someone eat it

Well, my apologies. And if you don't accept it then bite me and then when you someone eat it.

wow, I was merely continuing the 'All your base' thread. Didn't realize I farted in your soup. My bad.

WEHN YOU SOMEONE HAS SET US UP THE BOMB!!!

REAL GENIUS
I fee like his comment may be made in a vacuum, but this is my favorite 80's movie. I wanted to be Chris Knight when I was growing up. Instead I became a Viking.

with 40% more sass!

"hey, uh, could one of you guys come and comment on the meat?"
"I got it. Yeaaaaaah, that's looking great."

ahem
dolores claiborne
breaker morant
the ending to Gallipoli

how is it that you can be so quiet when your parades are so loud?

Frankly, Mr. Shankly, this firstie you've had
It 's a pain and a waste and it corrodes my soul
Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote firsties
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful firsties, Mr. Shankly

he asked me, he asked me!

if it doesn't blow up your skirt when you're writing it, you're writing a bad sex scene. If you finish and have to go take care o' bidness, then you've written a good sex scene. Florid language aside, it's more about pace and excitement, like real sex is. We all say the stupidest shit during awesome sex, because we…

I love Speedway off of Vauxhall and I: