Loafing oafs in all-night chemists!

You're such a jammy, stretsford poet.

hey Billy Budd, do you think you should? Oh, everyone's laughing.

"I know it's gonna happen someday" is a very sweet song that will make you feel good about yourslef on your worst days.

Mine is uncontrollably blurting out the 'N' word in church. It's very upsetting because I'm afraid I'll do it and then the parishioners will not be able to distinguish it from all the times I shout it out in church and mean it.

North & South & Zombies
The Unbearable Lightness of Zombies
Zombie Lolita
A Good Scent From a Strange Zombie

My girlfriend asked me what that song was, and I said 'rockford files' and proceeded to na na along with peter. She lokoed atme like i was weird.

The Five Zombies You wont meet in Heaven
I'm Not A Zombie, Lady; I'm a Baseball Player.

SHerlock Holmes:

everybody said the same thing about Johnny Depp after 'Scissorhands'. After all he was that douchenozzle prettyboy from '21 Jump street'. Now he's america's greatest treasure.

I once had a guy put a savage reinhold on me. Ended my wrestling career.

Secretu Ingrudientu ees…….

Lindsey Anderson

In Flanders Fields By Zombie Joel Mccrae

James Bond:

Are you Raymond Luxury-Yacht of the Essex Throat-Warbler Mangroves? If so, I went to Eton with your cousin Nigel Smith-Smythe-Smith, the 14th Lord-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.

No, Nabokov was not responsible for the Sharks slide out of playoff contention, it was because Kafka wasn't in goal.

As a viking I added my two cents above. It doesn't need vikings, it needs bacon.

Graham Zombie Greene:

Awesome book
but you know what would make it even more awesome?