"Cuntry Roads"

darkplace was the funiest 170 minutes I have seen in a long time. I watched his rock vido song like 3 times in a row.

Labyrinth is the film that introduced a nation of 12 year old girls to their sexuality. Of course int their fantasies, they give in to Bowie.

Ask soccer players, they'll tell you a loud crowd has won games for them. Also, the tacit agreement of paying for these people to do what they love for a living is that you get to share in the glory. Like a dad who lives vicariously through his son's exploits which he funds, or the guy that really believes the…

actually, Krod wasn't that bad. Stupid, predictable jokes with occasional really hilarious zingers, mainly because of the delivery of the guy from Little Britain.

"ICE to see you, Mendoza!"

Dude, Texas Relays is a bit more complicated than that. As for Emos, this is their down time from SxSW. They have their company retreat that week.

all that disrespect for the place that gave the world Berkeley Breathed and Tommy Tune? Well y'all can just fuck right off.

oh just you wait until the later books.

also because… i have a brother… who was born with a heart on the outside of his body.

Congratulations, ONN! Now you're like Germany, small and misunderstood!

I had 5 cats, one wife and a dyson. The dyson never broke down. I now have two cats and no dyson. She got it in the divorce. the vacuum is that good. Cat hair kills bag vacuums in about 6 months. the motor burns out. the dyson is 4 years old now and still going strong. As per the court order she has to send me updates.

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My one regret… is that… i have…

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paget excited me and made me think I should see a dominatrix

I'll have a 'squashed strawberry alleycat', Dan.

is that pronounced 'qwa-BE-ker' or 'qwa-BEE-ser'? Cause I like Qwabeeser. sounds like a town in Saskatchewan or Aussie slang for a strap-on or something.