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Egil Skallagrimsson
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buy me a beer / two bucks a glass / come on, please help me/ I'm freezing my ass/ buy me some brandy/ a snifter of wine / who am i kidding / I'd drink turpentine.

Se's a gay icon because she
1. is a secret lesbian
2. a well-known friend to the community
3. dates really terrible men
4. kinda pretty in a non-conventional way
5. likes a good drink
6. can be imitated by drag queens

In soviet union career is over YOU!

This will be bigger tha when Percy 'Boopsie' Smythe-Smith played Abe Lincoln in 'The Merry Lads Log Cabin threepenny Opera' at the Orpheum way back in ought-seven!

OH… MY… GOD…
this must be stopped. They have no idea what they are doing! The fools! Two gay icons from different points on the space-time continuum cannot exist in the same spot or you rip a glory hole in the walls of space big enough for John holmes to walk through.

We get it, you don't like king of the hill. You get some sort of reverse hipster cred. Some people actually like that show, however, and don't value the opinon of someone who won't 'rate any KotH over a C'.

Men like Split Enz,

I'd go back in time and kill this thread, but then how would you know that I would go back in time to kill this thread? Also, my time travelling self would have to be really careful not to touch thecursor of my regular self who would be scrolling down these comments to post. The same cursor from two different times

Kinda, yeah.

I don't think you can go back home
I am tempted to go and look up 'Debbie' from 1984 or so, the bunny who wholly formed my 11 year old mind with impressions of older women as goddesses and paragons of femininity and beauty. But then I would discover that this older woman was like 22 at the time and I would suddenly

As posted above, long and short of it is He wa man enough to kill a shark and then dance like crazy in 'All that Jazz'.

Roy Scheider wore a mean collared shirt. He had gravitas and wasn't afraid to do daring things. Women are attracted to him because he killed the damned shark like a real man and then went and did crazy dance moves in 'All That Jazz'. I get it.

It's coming out this summer. It's called T4. It's futuristic. I play the crazed leader of the rebellion and the robots are King Eirik, his men, women, children, the English, other danes, some swedes and the occasional irish.

Top five women married to older UK gents.

She would not have time to make atrocious cakes…
…were she with me, for all the sexin' we would be having.

get well Natasha
you're still on my top 5.

the only part that had me laughing was the 'michael J fox' bit, and tehn only marginally. And I say this as a BIG fan of the show. But yeah, this season has been really lazy.

Well look, darling, we're in Wang's wing!

Okay
I'm ready for it to be cancelled. They're not even trying with the trippy stuf anymore. it's just a formulaic cop drama from the seventies, oh and he sees earth from the plane and annie is on the magazine cover. Big whoop. YES, WE GET IT, IT'S A BIG GAME OF MAKE-BELIEVE LIKE ANNIE SAID.

Ozymandias
needed to be played by Rutger Hauer at his prime. That is all.