I'll answer the question sincerely.  Unlike most of the other answers, this is something I actually am able to memorize quite easily: the lyrics to the most uncritically beautiful love song ever written, Irving Berlin's "What'll I do?"

That would have been George Romero's KNIGHTRIDERS, one of his very rare non-zombie-horror movies.  Some people do like it.  It's probably the only time Stephen King did a cameo in a movie where he had nothing to do with the writing. 

"Miniver Cheevy" by E. A. Robinson

Ralph Bakshi's notorious COONSKIN.  Used to be able to view this on an out-of-print VHS.  Has this ever been released on disc?  Cable?

Ken Russell's THE DEVILS!  No, not the crappy, pan-and-scan of his anamorphic image on the out of print VHS that blocks out half the picture.  Not the barely better bootlegs floating around.  A real honest-to-goodness pristine transfer to DVD and Blu-Ray of his infamous masterpiece.

Hmm, I didn't think of that.  I guess that's another excuse to re-watch the trilogy real soon.  Thanks.

John Turturro's MAC: "There are two ways to do something, the right way and my way.  And they're both the same." (Other characters repeat this quote throughout the movie, so it's clearly intended to be some sort of profound life-coach advice.)

I'll take it seriously.  Your second one is my movie pet peeve, too.  Off the top of my head:

Well, actually…

Also starring Bill McKinney! You can't have a 70's tough guy movie without him.

This is very true.  Good call.

Also David Warner.  (If he did nothing but crap from now until the day he retires, I'd still have the utmost respect for his work, and I don't think my view is unique: THE SEAGULL, MORGAN, TOM JONES, STRAW DOGS, TIME BANDITS, TIME AFTER TIME, MAN WITH TWO BRAINS…Last film I remember seeing him in was TITANIC, but I'm…

At least Tom Conti is still getting work.  What a pleasure it was to see him again as another important prisoner character in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.

Terrence Malick, Robert Altman and Oliver Stone beg to differ.

Christopher Lee has to be the reigning champ here, and he still hasn't retired.
Also there's Laurence Olivier (INCHON!), Max Von Sydow, Clint Eastwood, James Earl Jones (ALLAN QUARTERMAIN AND LOST CITIES OF GOLD) and Henry Fonda (TENTACLES). 

Costner and DANCES WITH WOLVES?
Branagh and HENRY V?
Burt Reynolds and SHARKY'S MACHINE?
Ralph Fiennes and CORIALANUS?

How old were you when you saw your first R-rated move in a theater?

For the sake of balance, I hope you won't be disappointed yourself, should you find either or both of them are dating multiple men, as you are dating multiple women.

It's a sound point, and normally I'd go along with it, except that in KILL BILL, it's clear that Park was going out of his way to lookand sound different in his dual roles.  Just about most of the people in the theatre who were watching it picked up and voiced out that Remar was playing 2 roles, even if they didn't…

It's a sound point, and normally I'd go along with it, except that in KILL BILL, it's clear that Park was going out of his way to lookand sound different in his dual roles.  Just about most of the people in the theatre who were watching it picked up and voiced out that Remar was playing 2 roles, even if they didn't…