I had a person once tell me that Chili's was like a fancy Applebee's.

Johnny Carino's, another popular Italian chain, actually does serve "Italian Nachos". I'm thinking your friend is getting some of their runoff.

Upvoted because I love carbs.

Well, food is such a central part of living. Also, I think it's hilarious that Olive Garden is producing burgers now. I'm actually surprised they didn't take the opportunity to branch out into paninis.

I look forward to eating this the next time I visit my parents and they want to take us kids somewhere nice.

This is Newswire, home of snark. Begone, philistine.

But not surprising. When a corporate entity gets big enough, the bottom line becomes too important for such silly human morality.

Good jesus. Your ability to find a quote for every situation is… *golf clap*

I'm assuming now that the entire state of Ohio is on notice.

So KC straddles a low-swearing state and one of the highest swearing states.
No wonder Louis C.K. thinks it's a shithole.

Neveah. Kill it with fire.

Elizabeth and Darcy!
Scarlett and Rhett!
Jay and Daisy!
I can do this inappropriate sibling name pairing all day!

Gala? Laddy? Ella?
I'd go with Ella.

I think the same happened with the What are you Reading feature, which popped up in the TI threads, and also on various book reviews. But you know, I’m cool with this. It’s easier to sift through the comments on a feature than it is to wade through dozens of threads to get to the thread you’re interested in.

*In outrageous French accent*

Huh. Mine actually jumps straight to the comment. Those flower arrangements I keep sending must be working.

I read that in Bane's voice.

Weren't there fires and rapes every year?

Come now. No need for untruthful hyperbole. You would've been adverse to women for a week or so, tops.

There's no way that's gonna happen. Just no way.
Never ask a loved one to destroy your work. They'll read it, weep, and try to remember you with it. You have to ask someone cold and uncaring to do it for you.