Okay, I don't hate Cooper. I hate his acting, period. It's not the douches he sometimes plays, I simply find his style completely boring.

I just don't get it. What has Miley Cyrus done that's so different from so many pop girls before her? Can't we just let her have her moment in the sun before she flames out and/or goes off respectfully into the night and/or transitions into producing/clothing lines?

Goddamnit. I hate Bradley Cooper to the extent that even with everyone else in this movie, plus Crowe's involvement, I was uninterested.

Dodo DOdo Dodo DOdo Dodo DOdo Dodo DOdo …

Many a song from their site gets stuck in my head, but the most maddening is "Stave it off, one two three and now we can count to three."

It was fairly simple, @BonerTime. First we played Exquisite corpse - sex-scene addition, which I recommend for any adult party because the outcomes were hilarious.

I've got Tlazolteotl. She requires liquid filth as a sacrifice, so, you know. A fairly easy goddess to appease.

I think Deen knows he's better than this movie.

I once hosted a sex-scene writing party in which I pulled quotes from this "novel" as inspiration for the group. That is, if this completely unerotic shit can get published, surely a bunch of semi-trained writers can make something more exciting.

I mightily enjoyed this interview, Todd. I love it when you guys get a chance to interview voice actors, because many of them voice many, many iconic characters and it's amazing to be reminded of what fantastic, memorable work they do.

My heart did palpitate in fear when I read the headline due to the aforementioned comment. But a documentary about the book is another thing altogether. I'm intrigued.

So you're saying Skarsgard's started a cult? A sexy cult?

I've liked the cut of your jibe for a while, @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus , but now you're on my happy list.

Man, I don't think I can, guys. Now I've just got rape on the brain.

YOU'RE not, @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus . Let's not go making assumptions about everyone else.

Well! Mr. Poehler is pretty damn cute! I approve of this project.

Like, cousin lovin'? Cause that's only natrul!

…does it involve rape? Is rape part of the essential plot lines, or is it more of a B-plot?

Fuck.

Like a beast, man.