And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C!

I saw Natalie Portman at JFK.

I remember being forced to watch "While You Were Sleeping" on a date and not wanting to kill myself.

And, of course, I posted this in the Extract review rather than the Judge interview, so I'm officially a Double-Mega-Stupid Asshole.

I'm not one of those assholes…
…who says, "You should have asked Interview_Subject_0X64 THIS question!"

What food has been scientifically proven to kill a woman's sex drive?

Mila Kunis plays World of Warcraft. That earns her big Nerd Points with me.

When asked to name the worst songs ever made (something that pops up surprisingly often), my top 3 invariably includes "Rock and Roll All Nite".

Congrats
Getting anything published is a seriously gigantic accomplishment. Good job!

Well, I'm not a critic, I'm just an average dude, and I think Kiss is fucking horrible.

I couldn't find a way into this movie, and I felt it was actively trying to push me away.

"what's the logic behind them?"

If I was a celebrity, I bet everyone would think I was an arrogant prick, when in reality it would just be my inherent social awkwardness and my tentative approach to strangers.

I think Tobias as Mrs. Featherbottom could very well be the funniest thing that's ever existed.

If you're at work and want to spend 5 minutes not working, I highly recommend clicking on Burl's name and just reading all his comments, listed in order and out of context.

Very entertaining movie
Hands on a Hardbody is far more compelling, funny, and suspenseful than any movie about people standing around a truck has a right to be.

Leaping off the ledge songs
"Harold the Barrel" - Genesis

Are you trying to say that "Hopeless Bleak Despair" is NOT a children's song?

Marketing to children is actually quite a smart strategy.

Inglourious Basterds was terrific. Honestly, I don't think I'll see a better movie this year.