When Joey exclaimed "I'm bulletproof!" (adorable), I said aloud "Nooo, now you're gonna die!" Please that he didn't. So, the fact that Simmons used the same stick from the alternate planet means that she has been carrying it around with her always, which really hit me, emotionally. Simmons and Fitz have been so great…

I don't know if his accent is German, but it is vaguely European and appropriately menacing. Plus the hair gel and the red satin lining in his Dracula trench. Plus his steel fan game.

I didn't quite realize it until he said "Oh gosh, that's fun!", but Damien Dahrhkhhh reminds me a lot of the Mayor from season 3 of Buffy.

My understanding is that Hope killed herself because she (correctly) believed that the only reason Jessica hadn't yet killed Kilgrave was because Jessica wanted to prove Kilgrave's powers in order to clear Hope's name. In Hope's eyes, by taking herself out of the equation, she gave Jessica the freedom to permanently…

The fight choreography in that Cap/Iron Man/Bucky smackdown looks legit.

Albert thought for a brief second that the cure worked, but it wore off within a few seconds. Hence his fallen face and why he dragged his feet to follow his son. That was my impression, at least.

Malcolm is in a suit because that means John Barrowman is in a suit.

Bleached locks and all.

That is delightfully convoluted. Respect.

Assuming Zoom is Earth-2's Henry Allen, and given Zoom's penchant for murdering doppelgangers, what are the odds Earth-1 Henry is dead in a ditch somewhere?

Preach.

Rafael has never been more relatable to me than when he talks about french fries.

One shared sex partner between siblings is enough.

I need a Malcolm Merlyn/Damien Dahrk showdown in my life. There has to be a soft-voiced sociopath face-off, right? Right?!

That ending was so perfectly and unsettlingly ominous.

I almost died when my beloved Latin Lover Narrator sang that line from Turn Back Time. So good.

My money is actually on the gravestone actually belonging to one Detective Lance.

I think part of enjoying this show is the willingness to take logic leaps of faith and embrace the absurdity.

On Huckleberry (HOOkleburry) Finn: "Well, it uses the n-word a lot like a Kanye song… Ugh, but it has a message like a Common song."

Literally screamed "YES!" when The Vulture (seriously, who else would wear those shoes?) showed up. My dreams/predictions came true.