It's unclear if it's hallucinated or actually magic.

Yeah, kinda hate myself.

Swift victory?

Decline of civilization?

Never not love that both Jimmy and Gretchen have established "sneaking" outfits.

It felt like Finn Jones spent a lot of the energy he should have put into line-delivery and fight choreography into swallowing his accent.

The best allusion they had to the rest of the MCU was the exploding bullet from Luke Cage, which was essentially treated like an Easter egg. I feel like that reference works well, but, yeah, those others do feel shoehorned.

Eh, I got lucky. My parents detested each other, so after they got divorced they loved everyone more.

I had hoped if one couple could weather that curse it would be them.

I used to work for a woman who was very pro-Trump (campaign sign on her wall long after the election was over), would talk about it constantly, and would do this weird stare thing to me and the other co-assistant as if daring us to say anything about it. She was also marvelous at casual racism. Case in point, she once…

Nothing like opening up a message and being like AH PENIS WHY

Part of me hopes Sly was actually the one who called in the favor. Like, one night he was just sitting in front of the TV, pointed at it, and was like "I want to go to there."

"I enjoy it usually - find it calming - but right now I'm feeling a whole bunch of nope."

Hmm. It's almost as if she's not creative or something.

That hopefully tears through him before we get burned at the stake.

Yeast infections in Kurdish!

I think I'm ok with that because Taylor Kitsch needs someone to love him. Casting directors certainly don't.

My dad is exactly that 80/20 bad/good ratio, too. The man unironically loves Battleship.

Yes, completely agree. As a side note, I can't believe this movie is almost twenty years old.

I don't think Major was openly pleased about Liv and Justin, especially after he learned he was pretty much destined to be forever alone. That whole exchange at the door definitely had some bittersweet overtones, and seemed to be the catalyst for him calling Shawna, who at this point I'm thinking is a legit serial…