"What's she saying, Bill?"

Spent every night this weekend drinking at a buddy's apartment, seeing as I didn't have work on Sunday on account of MLK weekend, and I could afford to procrastinate my academic responsibilities until today!

I genuinely wonder what a middle aged person thinks of Pinkerton when they hear it for the first time at that age. Even though it is one of my favorite records, half of that affection comes from the fact that that album single-handedly got me through my sophomore year of high school.

Liked for Song for Zula and Karen.

The Notorious B.I.G.- Big Poppa
Deltron 3030- Things You Can Do
Jagwar Ma- The Throw
Phantogram- Fall in Love
Gorillaz- Left Hand Suzuki Method

I saw him at his Gainesville show (where, coincidentally enough, I ran into my philosophy professor- how fucking cool is that?), but it must be said that I would rather see the full NMH ensemble, horns and all, than just Mangum and his guitar.

I should've amended that to say Floridians, but I stuck with Southeastern People in order to preserve the word of Kanye.

JEFF MANGUM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SOUTHEASTERN PEOPLE

I would eat a mile of Joaquin Phoenix's shit just to see where it came from.

100 times Rick and Morty.com www.Rick and Morty.com forever and ever Rick and Morty

"If you're so smart, how come you aren't part of Ant Baby Machete Squad?"

Venture Bros. Season 3 finale? Although that was more of an upset in character dynamics, not the show's entire premise.

I'm too worn out on my Archer-Rick & Morty high to add anything of substance, but it's comforting to know that Grace Jones is a member of the IDC.

CHARLES AND RUDY! If the promo's are anything to go by, I think Ron Perlman's gay Cuban diplomat from the same episode will be back as well.

AND BRING ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!

MASTA CYLINDA!

…snacks?

We saw neither head or hair of Bilbo during this episode, so I'm afraid Brett went out the only way a character like his could: the conclusion to a running gag.

I swear to god you could drown a toddler in my panties during that clip show.

Which, aw man, how great was that episode? With R&M and Archer, I cannot tell you how jazzed I am for the "Monday Night Half-Hour Animated Sitcom Hour" the next seven or so weeks are going to bring.