progress requires sacrifice

I always thought it was interesting that if you removed those superficial touches it could've been a standalone story. (Or at least a more general sci-fi parody.)

To this day, my father insists that they did make History of the World Part II a few years after the first and the internet just hasn't gotten around to documenting its existence.

The fact that they couldn't clearly identify another suspect shouldn't be enough to convict him. Real life doesn't (or shouldn't) work like Phoenix Wright.

Whoops! I'll just fight a chicken for fifteen minutes instead.

What are you basing that on, exactly? The fact that he was found guilty?

Yeah, didn't he realize they were already doing the bare minimum to be considered progressive? What more can you ask?

11 upvotes for a paraphrased Family Guy cutaway, nice.

Or that an innocent person might not spend his life in prison, that's something to get happy about.

I wonder why, with all the various rereleases and such, that was never fixed? The content for his ME2 paragon reaction is on the disc, apparently.

I hope the opening credits are set to a parody cover of Miike Snow's "Animal."

I read it as "Anders is fat," and assumed they were not only spoiling his dramatic weight gain but being down on big guys by describing him as the ugly choice.

Unfortunately, what you do to Conrad Verner in the first game doesn't matter at all. There's a bug with the save transfer that assumes you took the renegade path no matter what.

I actually got into that show long before its end by watching it in order; even as an easy to please teenager I was pretty disappointed with the direction it eventually took.

I honestly had no idea it wasn't. It doesn't really sound like him, I just assumed it was.

No worries; I realized after commenting that if you didn't have the context of the previous article (that focuses more on the stabber's identity) that headline definitely seems like an inappropriately dark joke.

He played a Power Ranger, a Power Rangers villain, and not much else. No snark there.

I've beaten OFF. You could call me a master Batter.

My favorite Skullgirls character uses it as a win quote.

“So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that’s completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?”