Continue doing God's work.

One time, when working at a hotel front desk, someone instructed me on how to repair a faulty alarm system over the phone. One of the instructions was, verbatim, "Now cut the red wire." The poor guy thought I was serious when I gleefully told him it didn't explode.

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I was disappointed with MUA doing away with most of Legends 2's RPG elements. It also felt a lot sloppier plot/writing wise but that may have been due to being obligated to include the entire Marvel universe. But hey, Luke Cage playable in his yellow shirt and tiara!

A rate of $10k per bass lick.

There's an objective test that involves dropping one of the Friends in a solution that will turn purple if the show isn't very good.

I don't know how many games have been utterly ruined for me by an instant fail stealth section that's clumsily shoehorned in. Hotline Miami, Shenmue and Indigo Prophecy, at the very least.

I liked the gag of him being completely willing but not necessarily eager to try it, but after that scene it just dragged.

My schedule has synced up to the point where I'm watching each episode around the time the review goes up, so what I'm trying to say is I win.

My girlfriend was watching this in the other room, and when I overheard Randy talking about the crime solving pig I was sure it was Jack McBrayer, probably still playing Kenneth.

I'm partial to Winston Zeddemore High School, the worst high school named after the worst Ghostbuster.

It's also nearly impossible (for me, at least) to see Isaac's body half the time. It's one of the few items that I'll pass on 100% of the time. I can barely walk across a room with it.

Apparently that's his deal in the Ultimate Universe.

I love how this article just barely uses a popular TV show as pretense to talk about Doctor Doom. O'Neil, you and I would make great friends.

He even linked to an article with Treehouse of Horror in the title!

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(To clarify, I realize it has a weak point on its back, but it maneuvers so quickly and intelligently that it's nearly impossible to hit it before it suddenly turns around.)

I still have no idea how you're supposed to beat the Mask with normal tears. I ended up bombing it to death the one time I found myself in that situation.

The harmonizing cries of nerd anguish when players first tried using The Bible on Satan were exquisite.

Between the two games I have 200 hours and I still play with a cheatsheet open.