How about something by Crazy Dogggz?

I APPRECIATE your time

I have Point Break on DVD, so that story went totally over my head.

To the Beemobile!

Ellie, I don't think I would've liked Adaptation as much when I was 15 either.. maybe you should re-visit it sometime just to see?

It's all part of a vast conspiracy I'm calling "-core-gate"

My hipster, ultra pro-Moore friends are also already saying this is gonna suck, despite my unrelenting optimism.. And they're the types that will probably not back down even if it turns out to be the greatest film ever made.