I like it. Too bad this isn't deadspin. They actually bother with this sort of thing.

Nutella. Ain't. Much. Better.

I like The Apple Sisters just fine, but I'm guessing that their live show is much better. This last episode was hop-scotching on the line between funny and loud/obnoxious. I'm willing to endure a headache to enjoy Bill Hicks, but I don't know if I can listen to The Apple Sisters on as regular a basis.

The Masked Man is writing for Grantland now. That's a game-changer.

I recommend us

A proper eel stew

And within ten minutes my comment is meaningless.

The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling his cock to the top of a mountain, whence the bone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless masturbation.

The Kids in the Hall are looking pretty good down there as well.

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C'mon now. He sneaks the word 'trolling' into his post and you still take the bait?

Oh jeez, I do remember that. Why'd they do that for so long?

Maybe they're just playing the lying down game.

I don't think any of them sound like Jerry Lewis with a speech impediment so the Mike & Mike comparison is a bit off.

Lies upon lies!: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

My dad puts Seth Rogan on his sparse head of hair to develop new, fuller, richer follicles.

Wait, does this mean Nathan's been tricking us? Was this all a ploy?

Dude. I thought he had a girlfriend now to help him through this kind of stuff.

That could actually work. Write a treatment. Now.

It's called a bathroom book.