@Bill Reed

Zach Attack Handlen

Answer the man's question, Zach Handlen

Ha Ha! Pocket Monster…

Lonewolf of Tom Apocalypse raped the DJ's record collection. With his dick. While Lexicon Devil and clueless neophyte watched.

Back to your womb, HO!

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Has anyone done a song called "Do The Strange" yet?

Cut! Cut! Cut it! I said this is a talkie, damnit! You've got to emote more! And you extras, wave your arms and make faces. What is this, a morgue? Action! And I mean circus grade action!

All bush and glans and unsightly bruises
His head looks like sexual intercourse.

The world didn't need another Psycho.

bird, witch

Why would anyone lie about that? One of the greatest albums of all time. Fire that up on repeat every year.

Pass the purse, vomit first

Who's there? Is it perhaps a banana or in its stead an orange?

He's just trying to live down his high-school chubdom. If it takes a network of his own to escape his pasty nerdy past, so be it.

ghidorah met a nurse that ghidorah could go for

I like Ike! I'm an ikaholic.

Already has a name: Fridge Brilliance

I'm not even a fan of Lonely Island and I was insulted by that contrast. Especially after listening to the song in question.

People wearing tube tops are not topless! They're unfashionable.