avclub-d45409b31208dd74eedc2674a5409b52--disqus
Kielbasa
avclub-d45409b31208dd74eedc2674a5409b52--disqus

This is exactly what anyone says when they're done reading the book. "It would make an awesome miniseries!" Because it would. It could be the Band of Brothers of fucking Zombie movies. it's a fucking no-brainer. GODDAMMIT BRAD PITT HOW DID YOU SCREW THIS UP SO BADLY! lifetime passed revoked!

Why the fuck would you post a mad men spoiler in another thread? Glad you removed it, but still…

Why the fuck would you post a mad men spoiler in another thread? Glad you removed it, but still…

It was a straight-up homage to Catcher in the Rye. Sally even called her mom a phony.

It was a straight-up homage to Catcher in the Rye. Sally even called her mom a phony.

The first time I read that, I skipped the word "practically." I assumed one of the replies here would be a clip of said begging. So disappointed.

The first time I read that, I skipped the word "practically." I assumed one of the replies here would be a clip of said begging. So disappointed.

He wants to see the legend of Ron Burgundy.

He wants to see the legend of Ron Burgundy.

Father time has been unkind. In order of unkindliest:

Father time has been unkind. In order of unkindliest:

You could be a writer for Star Trek the way you weave words.

You could be a writer for Star Trek the way you weave words.

I actually thought it was her for a hot minute.

I actually thought it was her for a hot minute.

The woman has not aged. It's amazing.

The woman has not aged. It's amazing.

Same exact thing happened to me.

Well, she is 12.

That gag gets me every time.