These are O.R. scrubs.

I honestly thought he was going to rape me.

Anytime I bring up pornography here, people shun me, using ironic detachment to ignore my honest discussion of hooters and cootch.

whew. I was like "The was from last summer? Really? damn"

She's all over you like a lampshade!

Hey where's that asshole who said this show had no depth?

Eh, I really think he was referring to the "fashion world". Huis manhandling of his model put me off much more, honestly.

Maybe I'm an asshole, but that was the hardest I laughed at someone crying on one of these competitions. He just cries in a funny way, I'm sorry.

Part of it is that Heder won't be in movies with excessive swearing or nudity or something.

So?
Can't people just buy the CDs and dowload them onto their computer? Seriously. I've got the Beatles on my iPod. I always skip past them in the shuffle, but they're on there.

God, I forgot Kicking and Screaming existed.

KEATON. Yeah, Multiplicity was surprisingly decent and had me and my brothers calling each other "Steve" for years.

The "Moon" short on SNL was the first time I noticed his name attached to something. It was so unique and awesome.

Yeah, I was with them until Make Believe.

I know it's sad
but I was hoping for an actual video there.

Were you the only kid in your class that didn't get Canceraids when it went around? You know it's much worse as an adult, right?

Dude, Norse, I am again with you 100%. When Jerry Saltz complained about the frame I wanted to hit him. It's a breathtaking work of art, and you bitch about the fucking FRAME? Way to justify your existence.

There's on stupid bone thrown to answer-seekers. The producers made a short that spends 11 minutes giving you a peek at two CHARACTERS' lives after the chronology of the show.

If there's only 11 minutes of it…
I think I'll wait so I can enjoy the whole thing.

Because he finally realized he was a great number 2. Do you people crotchet or something while you watch the show?