My penis is sad?

True story
This guy I know works for a real estate company. Someone in his office accidentally sent an email that was supposed to go to his MISTRESS to the ENTIRE COMPANY. Attached to the e-mail? A picture of his dick.

This upsets the delicate balance.
Elton John is the only one who makes sense to replace Cowell as the English Diva on the panel who thinks he knows anything, and that doesn't really work because who can hate the guy who sang "I guess that's why they call it the blues"?

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On the bright side, perhaps she will make a cameo appearance as the famous 3-titted prostitute.

I've never seen any of his movies, but I am thankful that his appearance on the cover of Rolling Stone made it clear I don't ever have to pick up an issue of Rolling Stone again in my life. Like, I don't even need to thumb through it at the Walgreens.

Sharon Stone
After watching this movie for the first time, I had a thing for girls with suspenders on for years. Hey, it was the 90's!

Yes, this has disturbed me as well.

Well well well
Looks like the Pitchfork staff watches a lot of porn.

It's like deja vu all over again.

It's a very weak form of misogyny, but it is misogyny all the same. It basically dismisses any real contribution a woman has given, and reduces her to a man's fucktoy.

Eh, I think he's more talking of the "I love that girl's tits!" variety of misogyny…which I have to say I've been guilty of.

You also make a great point about Amanda. She and Holli from Hell's Kitchen would wreck your shit.

Yeah. My girlfriend, who has an art major (but is a graphic designer), called bullshit on that judges answer as well. It's a non-answer.

He's pandering. He tells the judges what they want to hear. His work is exactly why people hate modern art.

The older judge has a raging boner for Miles. he laps up all of his bullshit, and if anyone should be mad at Miles when this is all over it should be him.

Yeah seriously. He killed the delivery too. So f the haters. Unless they're hating on Tyler Perry. What the FUCK is up with that title?

Yes Yes Yes. LOVE UK Kitchen Nightmares. Can't stand US version. How did they fuck that up so bad? Ramsey needs to get out of Fox's pocket, or take his own advice and grow a pair of balls and tell them there are elements from the UK version that work and they are staying.

Also as a Chicagoan, the only time I eat deep dish is when someone is in from out of town and wants to eat deep dish. Nobody from here orders that for delivery. Thin crust is where it's at.