You have 30 seconds to drop your weapon.

So…
THIS is the newswire piece you decide to add pictures to? Not the previous Alison Brie, Christina Hendricks, or Lizzy Caplan related news? WTF.

uh…wasn't your…um….nevermind.

But they still won't let us see boobies???
This is BULLSHIT

AWESOME

…who is this…?

My only question
Is there more mock crying? That shit is genius.

Hey where's Roger Sterling?

Oh man
So this is really it? For some reason I thought we were getting 10 more next week. And I had hoped really awkward hoody guy was one of them. He made me shit my pants…in the good way.

Probability of lesbian insinuation?
I put it at 84%.

Kevin Bacon in large ensemble piece?
God, 6 degrees is gonna be easier than EVER.

Van Vonderen!

Braveheart 2: Eunuch's Revenge!

/sweet trumpet solo

eh, Norton gets a PASS
For showing up in STELLA.

Yeah, I don't think it was a dream thugh. It actually happened, but him killing himself stopped the devil's plan. Keanu was then able to go back to when he decided to defend the pedophile instead of withdraw from the case. He has no memory of the other reality, and thus he is still susceptible to the devil's…

Can't wait for HBO shows
to start up on the reg.

I'll blame it on the coke that flows through the AV Club offices like wine.

Hayden Christiansen, everyone!

hat FM?