Because PhiPhi was a frothing, screaming maniac ALL THE FUCKING TIME. She never let up, and not just with Sharon. She was always in beast mode, and it wasn't fun to watch or amusing. It was infuriating.

Hell, a lot of the contestants don't either.

Yeah, but at least she chose an interesting and inherently funny version of her. I would bet money that her take would have been infinitely better than Gia's deer-in-the-headlights, "I actually have to do something??" trainwreck of a performance.

Seriously. She got shafted.

*unintelligible mumbling in the hallway, punctuated by the occasional shriek*

I thought the stereotype of Australians was that they're loud and boisterous and drunk all the time? Courtney, if you're going to blame your country for your personality, at least get your stereotypes straight.

Hopefully they'll rework it for the next one. The team format was terrible.

"Get your perishables."

If nothing else, we know now that she really can't function unless she's high all the time. That's not a good thing, okuuuuuurrrrrr?

Answering the door in a nightgown gets rid of them very easily. I I discovered that one by accident.

Don't cry for me; I'm already dead.

Netflix used to have it. Did they get rid of it?? Boo, Wendy Testaburger, booo.

They better not try to "fix" it by making next season all bitches, all the time. Not the answer, Logo.

It's because Santino wants to fuck Courtney.

I wonder if it's a passive-aggressive response to the fans wanting more of a say in the outcome. "Okay, this is who y'all picked? Fine, I'll push her through even on her bad weeks and get rid of stronger queens because THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR."

Someone who is normally sharp and quick on their feet when they're in a good mood is downright dangerous when they're in a bad mood. I speak from experience…

She took it back almost immediately, though. I think it was just a moment of stress that got out of control, but she wisely reeled it in and apologized in the lounge.

Not to mention, Darienne has trotted THE SAME DAMN SILHOUETTE down that runway every damn week. Why the fuck did she get a pass on these godawful looks when Bendela was willing to shake it up every week??

Oh good god, how has Bob Mackie NOT been a guest judge yet??

Well, I can't unsee it now.