My Roxxxy hate has mellowed a lot. But I still despise Phi Phi with the heat of a million suns.

Latrice NEEDS her own talk show. She can be the Drag Oprah.

Clearly, your friend is awesome.

I absolutely believe that it was genuine.The guy is in a lot of heavy clothes, a wig, stilettos AND women's underwear, wearing heavy makeup, under very hot lights and was uncomfortable to begin with. That quickly adds up to tossing your cookies off the stage.

She's my cup of soup.

Yeah, but wasn't it in immediate danger of being overturned or appealed? If that was the case, any marriages carried out would have been legally void since the law was in limbo.

She won't be. Not as long as they can milk her stupid mean-girl shit.

Giving sufficient oral is a skill that most guys just do not possess. Granted, it's probably considerably harder to master than blowjobs, but still. I've never been all that thrilled with it. I much prefer fingers or a vibrator.

I've sat through a lot of awful movies to feed my Elijah Wood addiction, that's for sure.

No.

I love that Bendela is just not going for the bait. Darienne's stank attitude really did come out of nowhere, so the best way to deal with it is to just stay out of it.

Sorry, but fucking up your interviewee's name every time you say it is a bigger interview mistake than asking a tactless question about a hot-button issue. I've done my fair share of interviews and that's the first damn thing you check before you start.

That makes me think there's some kind of shake-up in the works with the finale. I wonder what it will be this year?

And yet Joslyn is still so damn adorable and funny! It's just impossible to hate the Glitter Kitten.

Yippie kai yai WHAT?

Yeah, some of her behavior is very similar to someone suddenly discontinuing antidepressant use. Or not taking the right dosage.

The most narcissistic person I've ever known was the older of two daughters.

It was like some kind of insane feedback loop.

OK, Savage Dik, I have a question: Is it normal to NOT be bi or bi-curious?

People actually fucking do that?? That is fucking disgusting.