I suspect that Absolut had more to do with that than Ru herself. The little orange Absolut gnome that used to orchestrate the Absolut challenges made it clear that he did not like Sharon and—showing just how shitty he is at this—preferred Phi Phi as a spokesperson. I remember fans taking to Facebook and Twitter making…

Hopefully this is the year…

Hey now, there will be no dissing of Raja or Sharon.

If she is, it better be Xanadu!ONJ. I would also settle for Bad-Girl-Sandy!ONJ.

Snatch Game is really when the wheat is separated from the chaff. And I'm excited for this one because it looks like they have quite a few contenders for once. I expect Bianca, Ben and Darienne to shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.

I know Ben's runway was supposed to be "naughty kitty", but all I got was "slutty Pinkie Pie."

Of course, Jerri would never turn down a vajayjay. She likes the pole AND the hole.

I just saw it for the second time in November and there was an older couple in front of me. The wife was absolutely stone-faced during "Hasa Diga Eebowai" and watching her was almost more entertaining than the song.

I had a few Mormon friends in high school, and they were all pretty chill about it. They were practicing, but they weren't preachy, didn't come from huge families, etc.They were very "live and let live", which I wish everyone would be about religion. It sure as hell beat talking to the evangelical kids, who would not…

It looked like she was not too used to using her brain and the effort hurt her.

Knowing how to be manipulative and play the game does not necessarily make someone intelligent. If you asked the girl what's happening outside her door, she would stare blankly at you.

"GASP!" will go down as one of the top RPDR catchphrases, mark my words.

I can't tell if Adore is always in character or if she's just dumb with the occasional moment of clarity, and it's frustrating. Her moments of self-awareness and wit are endearing her to me, but then she turns around and does something so hugely stupid that I want to scream. It's a two steps forward-one step back…

YES. Alyssa's doofiness is just her personality. Therefore, it's natural and, I think, very endearing. When you consciously try to mimic it, it's extremely annoying.

"I mean, they were in black and white and we were in color, so…"
"Do you think that's because theirs was set in the 60s and yours was in the 80s?"
"……………………………………………………………………..no."

If she tones it the fuck down with the braying catchphrases, she could be very likeable.

Gia's runway was serving up Unit 01 realness.

Yes, Gia needs to go, but Phi Phi was never likeable. Like ever.

Yeah, that was…yeah. A very disappointing showing from a veteran queen.

This looks exactly as bad as I expected.