This movie looks like a Duketastrophe.

And she can't keep her fucking tongue in her mouth.

But what will be her Kingdom Hearts?

The difference is that Pete can't be suave no matter how hard he tries. And OH how he has tried.

And I'm sure they did it that way on purpose.

They sell parts? I thought they just sold flip phones and landline phones and a bunch of other shit nobody uses anymore.

Nilknarf.

…….ohhh. Laaaaame.

I still don't get it. Was that a lame-ass attempt at "random" humor?

Her lipsynch was disgraceful. She didn't even fucking try.

And if their purposely deceptive editing is anything to go by, they probably took that like from an Untucked or a talking head.

And I love how she thinks just being on the show is going to boost her career. Gurl, can you name ANY of the queens who got sent home this early in the season? Go ahead, I'll wait.

Bianca was perfection on the runway. THAT is how you rock this kind of challenge.

Sorry, nobody will ever top PhiPhi as my most despised queen.

Which begs the question, how the hell did she get on the show?

You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?? You're a dick!

They're not for everyone, but boy howdy did they help me. However, my problem was not depression, but crippling anxiety. I guess I got really lucky that the first one I tried did the job, and with very few side effects.

Betty's expression when she "discovers" the washer absolutely screams "Holy shit, this can feel GOOD??"

I still wish they could have kept the Bobby from seasons 3 and 4, but he left to do Once Upon A Time. Pity.

Yeah, he reminds me of a guy I want to school with who was always complaining that girls weren't interested in him. I always wanted to say "well, maybe that's because you won't talk about anything but video games and misogynistic jokes. That combo tends to repel women like the plague."