There's also the fact that Dreamworks' animated movies start with a setting. Not an idea, not a theme, not a particular character. A goddamn setting. Their executives actually say, "We want a movie set in the desert. Can you come up with five wacky characters that might live in a desert?"

Seriously, I do not understand why circumcision has become so popular. If the kid wants to get it done, he can decide that for himself. I have no business making a decision like that for someone else. Same goes for getting babies' ears pierced, but that's probably a rant for another thread.

"But also, yes, you are being a baby.  Assuming your girlfriend has EVER SWALLOWED rinsing your dick, or fingers, off seems a little squeamish."

"Period sex is fine. Everyone does it."  Ehh, no, not everyone does it. Sex is the last thing I'm interested in when I'm ragging it.

As long as they're not making a profit or otherwise using it to make money, I don't think Disney will bother.

Hey now, Dan Fogler is okay. He just has a godawful agent.

I WANTS IT.

Yep. Harry was supposed to be so distraught after cheating with Pete's secretary that he jumped out the window. Hard to believe that guy would ever have been so upset about cheating, innit?

Had you been around small children? They spread disease like rats.

"You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now."

I—-I was talking about the statue.

It's right next to the "So You've Ruined Your Life" pamphlet that Dr. Hibbert gives pregnant women.

The topping contains potassium benzoate.

@avclub-9a1ecce2d381e29ac81279bdae9886bd:disqus  Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggie Bear.

That's debatable at best.

Uh-huh, and where do you keep the hookers?

*gasp* Emperor Jim!

Oh my god! What happened to your peace lily??

SHUT IT!!

But have you seen Bad Boys 2?